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welp. he’s a virgin.
…but not for much longer, I don’t think.
this is going to be awkward and ridiculous, isn’t it? never actually deflowered someone before.
oh god what if it sucks? TOO MUCH GODDAMN RESPONSIBILITY, HERE.
he wasn’t half bad with his hands, though.
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last night he thought I was falling asleep in his arms. I was actually just trying to avoid interacting with him.
I need to start having sex with people I actually like again.
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I’m kind of amazed by the fact that guys are still willing to sleep with me after seeing what a horrifying mess my room is. I’m a massive slob.
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sometimes I hook up with someone and think “I’m really not sure the orgasms were good enough for the amount of time that took. please leave now.”
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you’re nice, but I’m not particularly attracted to you.
I’m just kind of really easy.
(p.s. you’re kinda small and you’re way too gentle in bed for my tastes.)
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our complete lack of long-term potential makes me feel a lot less guilty about faking some of those orgasms.
(I know I shouldn’t, but sometimes it’s the easy way to get them to move on.)
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I’m not sure if I really want to see him again or I’m just terrified of being alone.
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the biggest issue I have with dating/sleeping with nonsmokers is that moment when I want a postcoital cigarette and they just want to stay in bed.
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the issue with being single is that I’m much more likely to find someone to fuck than someone to sleep with.
sometimes I just really want tangled limbs and someone to fight over the pillows with. -
you know that whole thing about how women know whether they’re sleeping with their date at the beginning of the night?
I may be the only one who lies to herself about it.